He's got a wicked sense of humor, a sixth sense for broken fences, and a garage full of things he swears he's going to fix. One day. This shirt is for that guy-the man who's as quick with a joke as he is with a jump-start.
"Farmers know how to grow a pear" might get a chuckle, but there's truth behind the punchline. Out here, we don't ask for help—we are the backup plan. We don’t sweat the small stuff—we fix it with duct tape and keep moving. And when life gets messy? We don’t flinch. We grab a shovel, square our shoulders, and get it done.
This shirt is a wearable wink to the kind of humor that keeps you sane when the cows get out, the gate falls off, and you realize someone left the pickup in neutral-again. It's for men who don't take themselves too seriously, but still take pride in doing things the hard way, the right way, and usually without instructions.
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