Three Things Every Farmer Needs: Coffee, Patience, and Clothes That Make You Smile
Posted by Farm Built on 27th Aug 2025
Let's be honest— how many of your T-shirts look like they've been through a tornado, a threshing machine, and maybe a really bad breakup. You top it off with a baseball cap that's held together by farm dust and stubbornness. And honestly? We've all been there.
Well, buckle up buttercups, because our new fall tee collection is about to change your whole dang world.


The "Actually Built for Humans" Tee
You know that free t-shirt you got from the equipment dealer? That paper-thin piece of fabric that disintegrates faster than your resolve during calving season and faded to the color of disappointment? Yeah, that's not a look—that's a cry for help printed on cotton.

Our Farm Built Tee is what happens when you actually ask farmers what they want in a t-shirt. A cut that doesn't make you look like you're wearing a potato sack and fabric that’s breathable enough that you won't feel like you're wearing a sauna suit.
Our collection includes men's tees and women's shirts that don't just look good—they say exactly what you're thinking, just funnier. Because the best farm apparel comes with a side of wit and a whole lot of personality.

For the little buckaroos
Our youth line ensures that farm families can share their pride from day one. These adorable onesies and youth tees feature the same hilarious sayings that'll have everyone cracking up at the farmers market.
What does Farm Built mean to you?
We are all in this together. And we want to tell your stories. Share tips, complain about weather, and swap stories about farming failures. Let us laugh with you, cry with you and talk about life on the farm, the good, the bad, and the dirty. Tag us @farmbuiltofficial and we will share a Farm Built story each week.
The Bottom Line
Farming is hard enough without looking like a scarecrow that's given up on life. You deserve a t-shirt with a saying that makes people snort-laugh, a hoodie that announces your farming status from three counties away, and a hat that tells the world you're too busy growing food to care about fashion trends. These aren't just clothes—they're your way of showing the world that farming comes with a sense of humor, and you're not afraid to wear it.
So here's to farmers who deserve better than promotional swag and gas station fashion. You feed the world—the least we can do is make sure you look good doing it.
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